SAMENESS...

SAMENESS…

JUST FOR FUN…

SAMENESS BETWEEN AN OVERDEMANDING WIFE AND AN OVERDEMANDING PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE vs. AN UNDERDEMANDING HUSBAND AND AN UNDERDEMANDING VOTER…

HOW TO MAKE AN OVERDEMANDING WIFE HAPPY:

It is not difficult to make a wife happy. The husband has to fulfill the following requirements and be:

1.Friend 2. Conversationalist 3. Lover 4. Brother 5. Father 6. Guide 7. Saver 8. Electrician 9. Carpenter 10. Plumber 11. Mechanic 12. Computer and TV Technician 13. Brake 14. Sexologist 15. Gynecologist 16. Psychologist 17. Pest Controller 18. Psychiatrist 19. Healer and Massager 20. Good Listener 21. Good Organizer 22. Good Father to His Children 23. Very Clean 24. Sympathetic to her Girlfriends 25. Also, to Her Parents 26. Knowledgeable how to park a car 27. Athletic 28. Warm 29. Gentleman 30. Knight 31. Intelligent 32. Humorous 33. Creative 34. Soft 35. Hard 36. Strong 37. Understanding 38. Patient 39. Calculated 40. Spontaneous 41. High Achiever 42. Talented 43. Courageous 44. Determined 45. Honest 46. Independent 47. Passionate 48. Loyal 49. Compassionate 50.  Give Her Compliments on a Steady Basis 51. Love Shopping 52. Faithful 53. Wealthy 54. Not to Pressure Her 55. Not to Look at Other Women 56. To Give Her a Lot of Attention, but to Expect Little in Return 57. To Give Her a Lot of Time 58. To Give Her a Lot of Freedom and not to Worry When She Doesn’t Return 59. Very Important Too: Not to Forget Birthdays, Wedding Days and The Arrangements She Makes Today (In Order to Ask Her Later How It Was.)

HOW TO MAKE A HUSBAND HAPPY? 1. To Walk Naked 2. To Bring Him Food 3. Not to Block the Television

P.S.: VERY IMPORTANT, IT COULD BE ALL THE WAY AROUND: SAMENESS BETWEEN AN OVERDEMANDING HUSBAND AND AN OVERDEMANDING PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE vs. AN UNDERDEMANDING WIFE AND AN UNDERDEMANDING VOTER…HA, HA!

I hope you enjoyed it…

Love and Hugs, Adrian